moist-astronaut:

Me: I have very high standards for anyone I’m interested in. It takes a lot to catch my eye

Literally any human person: *is wearing flannel*

Me: Hi will you marry me

too-much-dopamine:

brain: hey! are you ready ! are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready

me: w h at

brain: it’s time to obsess over someone you don’t know !!!!!

me: -blinking rapidly-

scumfuckflowerash:

If yall love jesus so much, why don’t you marry him?

baronjoy:

oct0p0da:

profeminist:

chescaleigh:

okayysophia:

okayysophia:

This whole “let’s make projects with black women falling in love with white men who are in a position of power that is detrimental and insulting to their very existence” needs to end. Now.

Why does this keep happening???

Yo. They synopsis for Neo Ned is fucking WILD. 

Like most kids, Ned idolized his father and dreamed of following in his footsteps. Unfortunately, his father was a two-bit crook who spent most of his life in jail. Without a family of his own, Ned falls in with the Aryan Brotherhood. Soon after, Ned is placed in a mental hospital where he is mesmerized by a young black girl who believes Adolf Hitler was reincarnated in her. What follows is a gritty character study and poignant love story of two people brought together by a seemingly impossible connection. As a result of that connection, they both find that there is more to a person than what is on the surface. IMDB

fandompariah:

dopeluminarydreamer:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

nickiplague:

cobblehonk:

asymbina:

ohshrekmyheck:

anoddlypurplecomet:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

keithiskogained:

its-myonlywish:

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

the small one is hiding an absolutely ripped torso under that shirt 

It’s like that scene in Kung Fu Hustle where he’s trying to find the one person whose ass he can kick:

I never thought I’d actually find this post. The extension is even better.

I love this.

sartorus:

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

blackqueerblog:

Employees should also be asked if their “leadership” really did anything worth earning 200x or more than their average pay.

great-tweets:

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.